What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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