How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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