Its about making memories worth repressing
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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