North Korea, Best Korea!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
