im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
that may or may not have been my penis.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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