so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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