I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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