At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i need some magic done to my vagina
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
