? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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