4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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