I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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