sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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