I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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