Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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