Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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