Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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