You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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