Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm really busy with my period
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