Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
