ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I am one with the molecules
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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