I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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