Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
