we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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