She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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