he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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