why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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