I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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