just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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