i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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