your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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