Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i permit you to call me
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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