what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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