You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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