I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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