Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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