too bad you live with your parents still
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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