Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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