i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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