omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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