the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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