Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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