belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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