i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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