He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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