stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I wear drunk well.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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