Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The best revenge is premature balding
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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