i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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