I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's never too late to be topless.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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