Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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