party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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