It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
how does that bad decision feel?
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