I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm always down for nudity.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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