Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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