toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
