It's like God shit irony all over that family
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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