im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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